Marshmallow the Invinsible!

The closest I’ll get to a White Castle meal in Seattle is...

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 01:17:49 -0500

The closest I’ll get to a White Castle meal in Seattle is sourced from the freezer section of my grocery store. Now that marijuana is legal in Washington, shouldn’t White Castle naturally follow…?

Good morning, Nashville. (@ Econo Lodge North) http://t.co/RkpN59eh

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 15:38:39 -0400

Good morning, Nashville. (@ Econo Lodge North) http://t.co/RkpN59eh

Web designer/graphic designer needed for long-term project w/ prominent downtown Indy client!...

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 20:11:15 -0400

Web designer/graphic designer needed for long-term project w/ prominent downtown Indy client! http://t.co/TulVGUav #jobs #indy

No cute, flat riding boots for wide, ex-runner calves. Price and/or bottom of the boot isn’t...

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 02:01:15 -0400

No cute, flat riding boots for wide, ex-runner calves. Price and/or bottom of the boot isn’t the issue; its the top… http://t.co/TdcbJTpC

Circle City Classic! (@ Lucas Oil Stadium w/ 25 others) http://t.co/eG5sO3bZ

Sat, 01 Oct 2011 23:49:04 -0400

Circle City Classic! (@ Lucas Oil Stadium w/ 25 others) http://t.co/eG5sO3bZ

RT @jayrosen_nyu: Quoting @gnarlytrombone: “So #occupywallstreet needs media oxygen to become...

Sat, 01 Oct 2011 11:22:50 -0400

RT @jayrosen_nyu: Quoting @gnarlytrombone: “So #occupywallstreet needs media oxygen to become a movement, but doesn’t deserve media unti …

“STOP LOOKING AT MY MOM!” Forget #XFactor! You know L.A. Reid is mad he didn’t...

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 09:39:29 -0400

“STOP LOOKING AT MY MOM!” Forget #XFactor! You know L.A. Reid is mad he didn’t find the kid first; dollar signs for Simon and not him!

Home Movies is underrated and hilarious. I recommend it for your TV show DVD collection, but at very...

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:10:31 -0400

Home Movies is underrated and hilarious. I recommend it for your TV show DVD collection, but at very least a Google-fueled viewing.

Hooray for push Gmail on the iPhone without using a workaround! No thanks to Apple, of...

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:44:33 -0400

Hooray for push Gmail on the iPhone without using a workaround! No thanks to Apple, of course—but Google rules. :)

I got MMS capabilities on the iPhone early today! Anyone else able to MMS early, too?

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:50:34 -0400

I got MMS capabilities on the iPhone early today! Anyone else able to MMS early, too?

Old news, but FYI: Beyonce didn’t need to hang from a ceiling/have blood on her/perform on a...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:47:25 -0400

Old news, but FYI: Beyonce didn’t need to hang from a ceiling/have blood on her/perform on a train to OWN THE VMAs! She’s a goddess.

My comment on the VMAs? I want desperately Beyonce’s weave. Girl looked goooooood.

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:59:29 -0400

My comment on the VMAs? I want desperately Beyonce’s weave. Girl looked goooooood.

I think I’m ready to go now.

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:28:48 -0400

I think I’m ready to go now.

Just had a Twilight dream, which is totally lame— I’m not even a Twilight fan! Wish it...

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 11:02:15 -0400

Just had a Twilight dream, which is totally lame— I’m not even a Twilight fan! Wish it was a Man vs. Wild dream w/ Bear wrestling! ;)

So, Disney acquired Marvel for $4 billion today. My reaction? A simple ” :| ” would be...

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:12:11 -0400

So, Disney acquired Marvel for $4 billion today. My reaction? A simple ” :| ” would be appropriate. Details: http://bit.ly/ChZX9

Get educated: 5 Myths About Healthcare Around the World http://bit.ly/13IGt4 Be different and make...

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 05:43:05 -0400

Get educated: 5 Myths About Healthcare Around the World http://bit.ly/13IGt4 Be different and make your own INFORMED opinions!

Checking out the updated Facebook app on my iPhone. UI = sleeker & more intuitive. Missing FB...

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:48:24 -0400

Checking out the updated Facebook app on my iPhone. UI = sleeker & more intuitive. Missing FB features (“Like” a status) now included.

About to go to work; watching Man vs. Wild w/ Martin. Before this, we were watching the NASA...

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:11:40 -0400

About to go to work; watching Man vs. Wild w/ Martin. Before this, we were watching the NASA channel. I love us. http://twitpic.com/fuu3v

Why did the Law & Order SVU marathon have to end?! Criminal Intent is cuhhhh-RAP!

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:17:30 -0400

Why did the Law & Order SVU marathon have to end?! Criminal Intent is cuhhhh-RAP!

I love Law & Order SVU so much, I wish I could marry it. :’(

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:19:40 -0400

I love Law & Order SVU so much, I wish I could marry it. :’(